Well, I’m real and straight so that puts me in the top 15% on this site. Couple that with the fact that I won’t send you a dic pic and suddenly I move into the top 5% at least. It’s not that i am ashamed it’s just that i’m trying to remain as anonymous as possible and more people would recognize Dr. Welker than my face. I’m pretty much like everyone else. Sure, I know some tricks, I’m pretty smart, witty, and have traveled but I really just want to meet you, have a few drinks and play a game called “just the tip.” Now, will I want to see you after that? It depends. On what, you may ask? On the same things that would make you want to see me or not. I’ve read a ton of profiles here. Man, some women need to level set. Prince charming isn’t creating an AFF account! Level set your expectations. I know i have set mine appropriately. If you want to be with me, you’re probably not perfect as I am not either. But that’s ok. I don’t need perfect. I need physicality. If i also get some kind of connection in the process, great!

My Ideal Person Someone who is witty, smart,snarky, great conversationalist, someone who is artistic and/or professional. classy when needed and totally laid back when not needed. someone who could go to a tractor pull in the day and the ballet later that night. well traveled. worldly, caring, kind and who doesn’t take herself too seriously.